Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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