I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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