she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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