awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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