So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Semen is not good for contacts.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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