So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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