Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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