I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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