if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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