so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
