i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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