I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Say something about gay babies.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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