put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
