can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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