we have officially lost it.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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