i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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