We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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