Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
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