I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
