i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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