id be glad to
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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