I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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