apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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