I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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