yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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