Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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