you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I enjoy the company of your penis
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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