youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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