oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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