New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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