I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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