She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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