I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
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were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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