wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
