We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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