Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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