Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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