Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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