First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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