Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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