Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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