have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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