a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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