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I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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