Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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