I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
A bitchslap is in order.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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