I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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