Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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