im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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