i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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