the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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