What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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