i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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